"I came, I saw, I fangirled."

"You will never do anything in this world without fangirling. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to slashing pretty boys.”

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the rentboy!au."

"As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent fangirling to ostentatious real life bollocks."

"We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of giant squid nor the long-drawn trials of Mark Owen pole-dancing in PVC hot-pants will wear us down. Give us the slash and we will finish the fanfic."

"Ours not to reason why, ours but to squee and die."

"The slasher's not for turning!'